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Listening safely during COVD-19 pandemic

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What are they? Where do they come from? Are they safe? Is Mac white? Is Sam fat?

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Subscribing to the Patreon: 3 Simple Tiers 

$1 a month dude. This is basically a charity. Please just give us one dollar, man. I'm tryna get a sandwich. You'll get weekly premium episodes of the podcast. Sam will post exclusive videos here too maybe. God Bless The United States of America

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Same as the $1 except we'll shout you out in every episode. Your questions will get priority and you'll also get exclusive access to deez nuts.

Fuck it, give us one-thousand U.S. dollars. Mac and Sam will give you their personal phone numbers. Mac will also send you doodles or something. Sam will mail you (probably his) hair. 

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